goatee

What the kids in those pictures are trying to grow.

Kids in the pictures: Dude, look at this goatee I grew...shit took me a week to grow. I'm gonna post a pic of it on urbandictionary.

Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?

by jeffreykittens May 16, 2007

Pinocchio goatee

When a guy shaves his junk but leaves his ball fro intact.

I ran out of shaving cream today while shaving my junk and ended up having to leave a pinocchio goatee.

by pinocchio69 March 2, 2010

ass goatee

The result of a fully shaven vulva viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the anus at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee.

Man last night I was going down on Sue and she was so smooth but then I moved too low and hit her ass goatee. I wanted to puke up a hairball.

by trainee October 25, 2007

Ruby Goatee

In the tradition of terms like "dirty Sanchez" and "glazed doughnut" The "ruby goatee" is a term used for the facial appearance after a lurid session of oral coitus performed on a woman who is riding the crimson wave.

Even though my girl was on the rag, I still went down town and she gave me a killer Ruby Goatee!

by Raven Curlz April 11, 2012

Goatee

Awesome combinations of facial hair on the chin and upper lip

Kelsey "geez tom that goatee is super sexy, maybe you should lather that bad boy up with some paw paw!"

by Goatee September 22, 2014

gonaherpasyphilis

Commonly refered to as the triple whammy, consiting of herpes, gonareaha, and syphilis. One should cut ones dick off immediately upon receiving this STD.

I gave clarise the white dragon, and now my dick has turned black from gonaherpasyphilis.

by pinto partier November 10, 2008

GonaHerpaCyphillAids

what you catch when you sleep with some nasty crack whore with a wide-on

"yo i slept with that crack whore last night to stop from getting blue balls bitch gave me GonaHerpaCyphillAids now my dicks got the dripp"
"I bet you wish you still had blue balls"

by clinic worker March 10, 2009