Golfassage is a combination of the words Golf and Massage. It is normally a chair massage on the golf course for golfers to loosen up their muscles either before, during or after a round of golf. The massage focuses on muscles in the neck and back and last no longer than 5 minutes.
The therapist helped lower the golfers score by administering a golfassage before he warmed up for the round.
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This word is an amalgamation of: Gob - a slang term, most commonly used in England, for mouth
and
Obfuscate - meaning 'to render obscure or unclear'
This word is an amalgamation of: Gob - a slang term, most commonly used in England, for mouth
and
Obfuscate - meaning 'to render obscure or unclear'
1. Phil - "Hey, this cookie jar's empty, there were loads left earlier! Debbie, did you gobfuscate them?"
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He/she spent his/her entire life trying to pull the strings of other people who were were too uptight to be in that life only gangsters knew. He/she was good enough at it, you wouldn't even think he/she was ever a goofus.
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The girl wanted to put brad pitt, johnny knoxville, and see man in a video but for some unknown reason (if there was a reason at all) decided to try and put local folk in her goofus set up).
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The dumbass will buy this story the news goofus just put on the news, he will believe anything anybody tells him, he's got no common sense.
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