goldicrotch

derogatory nickname for a person with blonde pubic hair.

Girl 1: Hey, did you hook up with that hot blonde last night?
Girl 2: No, I was scarred for life thanks to his goldicrotch.

by L Duff December 9, 2008

Goldfish guy

(Hong Kong slang) a child molester, a pedophile. The pedophile would try to coax and abduct a child by promising him with the purchase of some goldfish. Hence, the term , ‘goldfish guy’.

It was inspired by a real case in the 70's

If you pat a random child on the head , you might be suspicious of being a goldfish guy

by Tanghot July 28, 2017

Goldie

She is just the most caring,sweetest and most kindest girl in the universe. She makes me laugh and she makes me happy and she is really beautiful and she is the universes greatest girlfriend

Goldie is the most bestest thing in the universe

by Thomas allen peer September 14, 2019

Goldnigger

A Black man that marries a white woman for money or vice versa.

Rachel: He's just a black man marrying you for your money
Jacklyn: Ya I Know
Rachel: Well, he's just a Goldnigger

by M6tt36 Brady August 19, 2009

Goldilocks Complex

Being super picky about something and finding it so difficult to get what's "just right". Much like Goldilocks and her porridge, or the bears beds.

Eva had a serious Goldilocks Complex about rice. It was always too dry, or too mushy, or too sticky, and so hard to ever find one that was just right.

by Party_Piglet October 18, 2008

goldie oldie

Short for golden oldies. It is something that is old, but really good still. Classic, if you will.

Andrea: Have you heard the song, "Boogie Shoes?"
Sarah: No.
Andrea: Are you serious? It's a goldie oldie!

by RibosomesMaster March 13, 2011

I have a goldfish

What you say when a girl says "I have a boyfriend."

girl - "I have a boyfriend."

guy - "I have a goldfish."

girl - "what?"

Guy - "Oh I thought we were talking about stuff that didn't matter."

by sherm stick 90 March 16, 2010