A goiter bomb is equal parts baileys and fireball with a Jager floater and dried onion rim. It’s garnished with hard candy. The Red Bull is baby-birded into the shot taker’s mouth by an acquaintance at the end.
I don’t remember one fucking thing after my 1st Goiter Bomb last night! I woke up this morning cuddling a possum in my neighbor’s flower garden.
by Bill Bonan August 6, 2019

an annoying person who can't stop talking and thinks he is the greatest, but is truly a moron. Takes pleasures in others misfortune-bcz whatever he has or does it the greatest.
by jason rumford May 4, 2006

When a male is recieving oral satisfaction, immediately after cum is dispursed into female's mouth, a judo chop is applied to front of neck to cause semen to exit the nasal cavity. Often applied while shouting out "Goiter CHOP!" during the process.
by Phat Bastard March 12, 2004

A forbidden lust to have sex with the goiter (neck mass on a person with chronic hypothyroidism or iodine deficiency).
Kevin had goiter love, so when he titty fucked his girlfriend, he pretended her tits were two massive goiters.
by mayfield 21 January 13, 2009

"if you don't shut up i'm gonna reverse goiter you"
"oooh reverse goiter...right in the adam's apple"
"oooh reverse goiter...right in the adam's apple"
by Brian Choj September 11, 2008

by Jilina September 25, 2005
