Gonk

A person who is very intoxicated (drunk) and acts in a foolish way, losing control of ones faculties and behaviour. A term used by doormen in Waterford, Ireland.

'Gonk of the night'
'Look at the state of that Gonk'
'This Gonk isn't going in'

by Rosscahill2036 February 19, 2018

gonkulator

A gadget that serves no particular purpose except demonstrating the geekiness of the owner.

Someone else: So what's that thing sitting on your desk?
Me: It's a gonkulator, duh.

by quasi February 7, 2004

gonkulator

1. A pretentious piece of equipment that serves no practical purpose, originated from TV show "Hogan's Heroes".

2. (DOD FX13 Gonkulator Modulator) An effect pedal for electric guitar.

Nothing to type, nothing to say, and this gonkulator is super fucking gay.

by Leprotic Pate March 6, 2004

gohk

A dickhead driver as seen in rockhampton, australia.

Can be used in the term 'gohk-muntah'.

"Oi dude see that chick driving that car, she's all over the road"

"Oh yeah what a fucking gohk!"

by SIKES November 24, 2007

Gonk Droid

The god of Lego Star Wars

While he may seem useless, Gonk Droid is actually quite popular among LSWTCS memers.

by Flatblok71 February 17, 2020

goinky

Awkward and geeky. Usually used in a affectionate manner.

Mathew Gray Gubler's character in Criminal Minds (Reid) is goinky

by Homicidal_Intent July 20, 2011

gonky

(adj.) extremely awkward, lanky, and/or funny. Derived from "gawky", but way better. May be used as a nickname (i.e. Gonks) or derogatory term.

"Gonks and Shneebs are so adorably awkward together."
"Yael is so gonky... just look at her argyle sweatervest!!"

by CANDYmeetVINTAGE May 25, 2009