gohledren

The perfection of something, not just any perfection, but peak perfection, the type of perfection that perfects perfection

her perfection was captured under the chapter titled “gohledren

by gohledren April 3, 2024

Hurling Goalkeeper

A mad individual that is a goalkeeper in the Irish sport hurling they have to stand in a 2.5m x 6m goal while trying to block a sliotar which is about 6cm is diameter with a goalkeeper's hurley which usually has a bas (the flattened, curved end) twice the size of other players' hurleys to block the sliotar. A good strike with a hurley can propel the ball over 150 km/h (93 mp/h) and this individual has to block the sliotar with any part of their body as long as they don’t concede a goal they do all of this whilst wearing the same amount of protection as all of the other players on the field

“That hurling goalkeeper is a mad bastard he saved that penalty”

by oi2in April 18, 2018

Shit Goalkeeper

This Person plays for C grade and everyone gives him shit. He just wants to make B grade with his friends.

God, Lachlan is such a shit goalkeeper.

by Wishes to be like De Gea June 24, 2018

Dirty Goalkeeper

The act of putting one's balls in a lady's hole and the lady cock blocks you. Then to find out that the lady is a man and deep throats you with both his balls and penis.

For valentines day my girlfriend treated me for a bit of how's your father until she pulled a Dirty Goalkeeper

by Chavs69 June 2, 2022

ICSM FC 4s goalkeeper

The least athletic lump in the club who loves a pint and gets out of breath running to the centre circle.

However bonus point for rocking up with a WAG

We are never scoring against that ICSM FC 4s goalkeeper, he takes up half the goal!

by uhprofile November 22, 2024