Goffish

Too be a pervert; talk about sex a lot; ask for nudes

“This dude at the bar was being so goffish, he kept asking to touch my butt”

by Brad Stover October 28, 2020

goffwick

A small mythical cherrub with an extremely short lifespan who prances about uncontrollably until its demise.

Tommy was unstoppable on the dance floor as he fluttered around like a goffwick.

by whuffie September 27, 2005

Gaffica

When someone parks there car diagonal across 2 or more spaces.

That asshole just gaff'ed his car.

by Art Vandely September 22, 2004

goffeck

A person who dresses in black, mainly Goths but some skaters and metalers are branded by townies with this misprounaciation of the word 'Gothic'

eeerr beys, lets jump us a Goffeck!

by mr_jonesybop August 9, 2005

Goffing

When one suppresses a laugh at someones stupidity, usually resulting in a weird disgusted sound. Sometimes it sounds like one is hacking up phlegm.

Chloe: "I feel so smart today :D"
Saxton: "-GOFF- I mean uh yeah, you're always smart."
Chloe: "Are you goffing at me?"

by chlophtimus December 16, 2008

gooficus maximus

Faux latin to describe a situation that has become goofy to the maximum extent.

Dude, when Vander wore that underwear on his head at the party, that was totaly gooficus maximus.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

goffik

Yet another way for ignorant asses to insult ppl wearing black.

Idiot: Oooh!!! Goffik!!!
Girl wearing black Poison t-shirt: Oh, grow up.

by Lace April 26, 2004