Godi Media

Those who play in the lap of the indian government.

ABC News is a godi media.

by dubeji January 5, 2018

godsammit

when your friend Sam does something bad and you want to say goddammit but you say this instead.

Godsammit Sam you fell down the stairs AGAIN!

by samjl99 April 2, 2017

For the gods

An extremely good thing, accomplishment, or just something that's fabulous. Something or someone who is great, exceptional, to-the-t or just plain perfect.

"Oh yas hunny, this weave is FOR THA GODS!"

"Her shoes are brand new! Those are for tha gods!!!!"

"This perfect homework is for the gods! Yes!!!"

by tmmontgomery December 22, 2012

God is Good

GOD IS GOOOOOD, GOD IS GREAAAT

GOD IS GOOD, GOD IS GREAATTT

by t00c00lforscho00l April 6, 2022

american gods

An awesome book about America written by an awesome british dude. There's a Leprechaun who's addicted to heroin, and a gay genie cab driver. I know this definition sucks, just read it.

"Just finished chapter one of American Gods and a Hooker ate a dude with her vagina, what the fuck?"
"Yeah it's pretty weird."

by wsedtrfyguhio November 24, 2013

Godes and Wakeman

It`s the worst relationship out there. No one would want this for anybody. It`s when your girl constantly cheats on you and the guy does not have control or even contact with her.

Kyle: Yo, do you hear about Ryan?
Alex: Yeah, didn`t he hooked up with Carly?
Kyle: Yeah dude, they`re gonna be a Godes and Wakeman.

by Anghel January 17, 2017

Waiter Gods

Waiter Gods are the all knowing, unseen entities who control the ebb and flow of the great tip continuum. They are mysterious and unknowable ,but their wrath can be swift, cruel, and could possibly prevent you from makeing rent this month. As their name implies their dominian of power is over Waiters, but also has been know to effect assistant managers and unscrupulous bus boys.
If one whos income is dependant upon tips is themself a bad tipper then the Waiter Gods insure that mere spare change shall be returned to them with increaseing frequency. If the blasphemer does not repent he can expect to get screwed out of nights and weekends too. The Hindu religion refers to this as Karma, but this is naive and underscores the true power of the Waiter Gods.

Paul totally scamed that waitress at Applebee's last night, but the Waiter Gods made sure that the eight top on table 14 left ,like, six bucks.

by angryboy July 23, 2006