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goatfucker

Another word for a goatee. Legend has it that in ancient day Rome when a beard was a symbol of power and manhood, when a man was caught fucking a goat, the villagers would hold him down and shave off the sides of his beard, leaving him with what today is known as a goatee. Then all the villagers would know that this man was a goatfucker because of the 'goatfucker' he wore on his face. This would bring the goatfucker much shame.
Ancient Ex:
Roman 1: "Last night Palonious fuckith his goat"
Roman 2: "Then we must shameth him and force him to weareth the symbol of such an act, so that all will know."

Current Ex:
Guy 1: (pointing at guy 2's goatee) "Hey man, what's up with the goatfucker?"
Guy 2: "I grew it so I could savor the flavor of your mom's snatch for days."
goatfucker by albert007 July 12, 2007

goatfuck 

Derogatory adjective describing remote, primitive, or chaotic location; probably an insinuation regarding the perceived sexual practices of the locals.
"Did you hear, John was sent out to the middle of the Gobi desert with his work? That's a real goatfuck posting"
goatfuck by goatfuck January 8, 2008

Goatfuck 

GoatfuckMessy, sticky and complicated situation not moving fast enough or at all toward a resolution .

Goatfuck: Messy, Troubling and problematic. Could also mean disordered, disheveled and disorganized
Traffic was a total Goatfuck, today!
Goatfuck by Mek9 October 5, 2018

goatfuck 

Massive scrum of reporters, radio people, photographers on ladders, television cameras etc at a press conference. The goatfuck frequently takes on a life of its own as all participants heave around to get closer to the the object of their journalistic desire. This can lead to unseemly behaviour. (source R Liddle; Guardian)
see above..
goatfuck by Medium Tone December 3, 2003

goatzuchine 

The best religion that has ever existed! Sign up today to stop the albinos once and for all!!!!!
I worship the allmighty goat in the sky because I am part of Goatzuchine! The beat religion ever.
goatzuchine by Deborahh_is_hip February 11, 2019

Gustfuckingo 

1. The ultimate in ambition and achievement, goal setting at its highest.

2. To go out on a limb to obtain ones desires.
1. Hey! If that's what you're going to do, then go ahead and go for the gustfuckingo.

2. I don't think you can do it dude, but knock yourself out and go for the gustfuckingo!
Gustfuckingo by Bruce M. September 30, 2007