Goating

Putting your balls under you ass when you moon someone screeming "GOAT!!!!"

Guy 1: Hey Justin?
Guy 2: Wuts up?
Guy 1: When I drive by this car "Goat'em"
Guy 2: Hells yeah!!!!
Guy 1&2: GOAT!!!!!
That's Goating

by Lasting Image December 18, 2008

Goating

Goating - To goat. Gassing Over A Turd.
A particularly obnoxious and ripe smelling fart. General smells of excrement.

Goating: When you really need to poop, but there are no toilets around (or you can't be bothered) - and you also have to fart. So...you carefully fart around or permeate it through a turd. (Carefully...)

by ravenblack1973 June 20, 2008

Goating

The act of going into a public place ( usually a bar )with a bluetooth enabled device, scanning for other bluetooth enabled devices that openly accept transfers, and sending them a copy of the Goatse image. Looking around to find the target after the image has been sent is known as Goatspotting.

"When on a roadtrip, one thing to do is to hit up a cybercafe and go goating"

"Did you see that guy freak out? He totally got goated!"

by GoatMaster303 March 27, 2005

goating

In an atmosphere of bonhomie, possibly at a party, a member of the group will put his glass to one side and suggest a spot of goating. The group will then drop trousers and pants and chase each other round the room, trying to stick their fingers up each others bottoms. It is recommended that particular attention to cleanliness is observed whilst making one's toilette.

The party really kicked off when Rappy suggested they all get goating.

by Will Bowen May 7, 2004

Goating

A sexual act, whereby the male partner engages in intercourse with his female partner in the position known coloquially as "doggy". Upon organising themselves, the male partner will simultaneously thrust into his partner, while anally fisting her.

"Last night I went clay pigeon shooting, before goating your mom"

by Milo,Kez&Peach March 19, 2009

Goadting

The act of petting a goat, despite that your friend told you specifically not to.

I pet that goat, to make Jeremy angry because he told me not to. i was goadting

by ForTheLittleGuy October 20, 2011

Goating

When you choose to live your day like a goat. Constantly grazing on food and reacting with the anger of a headbutting goat if anybody attempts to stop you.

Person A: are you sure you want to be eating that too?

Person B: I’m goating today, you should probably stop with your judgement, asshole.

by goatymcgoatface June 5, 2020