Wife goals

A woman who would make a great wife, or who has the characteristics that you would like in a wife.

Man, Julie is wife goals.

by Bigs519 May 20, 2019

quick goats

A goat-gazelle hybrid, specially bred for speed-eating, faster thinking and sprinting uphill, often mistaken in conversation for the more quickly prepared version of oatmeal.

I got myself some of them quick goats, they’re much more efficient in this fast-moving world than just the regular old goats!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 10, 2019

gansett

A beer that originated in new england, known as Narragansett, well crafted beer for a while til the 1980's when the formula changed. Now the new ownership has reinvented the brew and it is quite tasty now brewed in new york.

Hey, boys wanna drink some gansetts?

by bubba1020 January 23, 2010

GBANSE

abbreviation for Go Be A Ni**er Somewhere Else .

Hey Tom! why don't you GBANSE

by satanscott September 6, 2012

couple goals

When u have a perfect relationship with one another. Barely any fights, lots of laughter, lots of love

OMG Chelsea and Irvin are couple goals

by Carisa housdown May 17, 2019

ganser syndrome

Ganser syndrome is a rare dissociative disorder characterized by nonsensical or wrong answers to questions and other dissociative symptoms such as fugue, amnesia or conversion disorder, often with visual pseudo-hallucinations and a decreased state of consciousness. The syndrome has also been called nonsense syndrome, balderdash syndrome, syndrome of approximate answers, hysterical pseudodementia or prison psychosis. The term prison psychosis is sometimes used because the syndrome occurs most frequently in prison inmates, where it may be seen as an attempt to gain leniency from prison or court officials. Psychological symptoms generally resemble the patient's sense of mental illness rather than any recognized category. The syndrome may occur in persons with other mental disorders such as schizophrenia, depressive disorders, toxic states, paresis, alcohol use disorders and factitious disorders. Ganser syndrome can sometimes be diagnosed as merely malingering, but it is more often defined as dissociative disorder.

“Ganser syndrome is described as a Dissociative Disorder Not Otherwise Specified (NOS) in the DSM-IV, and is not currently listed in the DSM-V. It is a rare and an often overlooked clinical phenomenon. In most cases, it is preceded by extreme stress and followed by amnesia for the period of psychosis. In addition to approximate answers, other symptoms include a clouding of consciousness, somatic conversion disorder symptoms, confusion, stress, loss of personal identity, echolalia, and echopraxia.”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 15, 2018

goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

by Rankanga September 13, 2005