whenever you're feeling really sad and start singing this out of nowhere alone in your car, or in your bedroom since you cannot afford a car yet. get a job.
Teacher: "Good morning Rebecca! Did you do your homework this morn-"
Rebecca: "GOD I'M SO BLUE KNOW WE'RE THROUGH BUT I STILL FAWKING LOVE YOU BABBBABABE"
First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.
The best damn chocolate company--ever. It may be expensive, but it's the finest quality of chocolate you'll ever taste. I recommend that you savor it for maximum enjoyment.
$2.00 for an espresso truffle?!?!! Oh well, it's from Godiva so it must be good.
*makes a tiny nibble*
...mmmm, this tastes just as good as when my boyfriend kisses me