glurp

the sound made while trying to suck a giant dick.

when I heard the glurp noise while julie was goin' down on me, I knew I had a big dick..

by mikeyboi December 18, 2004

glurp

the sound COOL snakes make

look all the marshmallows are hooked together, now its a snake. glurp, glurp. glurp, glurp.

by anonymous December 12, 2004

Glurp

The very distinct sound someones throat make after swallowing any type of warm or cold liquid or even gel. The swishy sounds as your throat retracts repeatedly making that hard almost greedy sound. This is called glurping.

Man #1;Damn man I really love to get her a cold drink when she finishes jogging.
Man#2;let me guess . Its her glurp right?
Man#1; Let me tell you the way she glurps I bet she is a sexy glurper especially in the bedroom when she is glurping.
Man#2 yeah she can glurp me anytime

by King Showout May 3, 2022

glurp

The uneasy sound of the extraction of a dang from a rangy

Suddenly there was a quiet glurp in the distance

by linear soul child July 31, 2003

glurp

green,lactaded,unidentified,refridgerated,puss

(a teenage girl)

what is that? Glurp?


your such a glurp!

by Tiff_Tiff April 19, 2009

slurp the glurp

Verb: The act of sucking the semen off of a mans erect penis directly after he ejaculated in your rectum.

I totally got that dirty street whore to slurp the glurp when I finished.

by Dr. Face May 30, 2009

Glurp

Glurp is a universal word it could mean anything. Glurp is mostly used to express d riding

Random person: Hey man I really love Camo

Me: W glurp

by Ikwhyyousearchedthisup November 12, 2023