Glurple

A mixture of either "gray and purple" or "green, blue, and purple", glurple can result in two VERY different colors. In its gray/purple form, it can become an appealing tint, but in its other form it often has the ability to scare small children.

John: Dude, did you see that chick over there?
Casey: You mean the one in the glurple shirt?
John: Yeah, that's the one.
Casey: Dude...that's a guy.
John: ...No it isn't.
Casey: Glurple changes looks, dude. It's friekin' powerful.

by The Blurple Blasphemer September 19, 2009

glumphing

V. When your belt dips above or below the button of your pants.

When bob did not tighten his belt, he was glumphing all day.

by Ianonymouspseudonymname August 30, 2013

slurp the glurp

Verb: The act of sucking the semen off of a mans erect penis directly after he ejaculated in your rectum.

I totally got that dirty street whore to slurp the glurp when I finished.

by Dr. Face May 30, 2009

glurch

a quiet/medium volumed sound made with the back of the throat used by pigeons like this..

ghrhrhrmmmmnnm

Razzall: Have you noticed that noise he makes?
Becky: Yeah its weird isnt it?
Razzall: Yeah he like.. glurches
Becky: :| He fingered me in history.

by beckylines April 29, 2008

glurp

A woman's post-coital, delayed reaction. It refers to the "stuff" (and accompanying sound) that inevitably escapes her vagina after her initial clean-up. A glurp usually occurs within minutes (or upon standing) but in some cases has been known to happen hours later.

Just when I thought it was safe to put on my underwear, I let out a glurp.

by Mizlu January 3, 2017

Glurp

A large pile of a white mysterious substance.

She had a big glurp in her hand.

by Cocknasty April 20, 2009

glurp

A burp that results in partially digested food coming back up.

Oh, that's digusting, I just glurped, I didn't want to taste that dinner again!

by spinxcat August 6, 2004