Glunk

Somone who enjoys watching glee and also enjoys drinking alcohol or getting drink hence the word glunk

GLEEK + Drunk = glunk

I am a glunk

by The wizard in the trees July 27, 2024

Glunk

A slimy substance that still keeps its shape a bit, I.E Gunk, Grime, Goo, Slime, Sludge, Ect..

Person A: Hey dude, you see all that stuff?
Person B: Yeah, That Glunk.

by Vinny:3 October 5, 2023

Glunking

The act of defacating half-way then sucking it back in for pleasure

Yo have you tried Glunking yet?

by Masterbaiter42 January 8, 2025

Glunk

Glunk refers to the pokemon core of using gligar and skuntank on a single pokemon team.

That guys glunk team totally destroyed me-guy 1
Yeah dude you got glunked-guy 2

by Hidanmadethislmao April 9, 2024

Glunk

To club someone over the head with a stiff, blunt object - as a caveman would do - in order to render the person unconscious.

The homeowner grabbed a wooden bat and glunked the unaware intruder.

by asterix299 November 28, 2015

Glunk

Someone who acts cockeyed and acts slow and or takes a while to understand something

"I cant work wit your ass you such a fucking glunk, cant understand shit."

by 20th centuary SLANG August 21, 2019

Glunking

The act of Cumming into a container and pouring it down a drain of cold water

“I can’t play Fortnite right now I’m glunking my drain”

by HokageGoku112 June 28, 2024