Glunk

Somone who enjoys watching glee and also enjoys drinking alcohol or getting drink hence the word glunk

GLEEK + Drunk = glunk

I am a glunk

by The wizard in the trees July 27, 2024

Glunk

Glunk refers to the pokemon core of using gligar and skuntank on a single pokemon team.

That guys glunk team totally destroyed me-guy 1
Yeah dude you got glunked-guy 2

by Hidanmadethislmao April 9, 2024

Glunk

To club someone over the head with a stiff, blunt object - as a caveman would do - in order to render the person unconscious.

The homeowner grabbed a wooden bat and glunked the unaware intruder.

by asterix299 November 28, 2015

Glunk

Someone who acts cockeyed and acts slow and or takes a while to understand something

"I cant work wit your ass you such a fucking glunk, cant understand shit."

by 20th centuary SLANG August 21, 2019

glunking

the act of slurping pre-workout out of your gymbro’s asscrack and getting a whiff of his natural smelling salts

Brad: “I wanna take my pre bro”
Chris: “I’ll get ready for the glunking”

by gymbro-ology June 13, 2024

Glunking

The act of Cumming into a container and pouring it down a drain of cold water

“I can’t play Fortnite right now I’m glunking my drain”

by HokageGoku112 June 28, 2024

Glunking

The act of defacating half-way then sucking it back in for pleasure

Yo have you tried Glunking yet?

by Masterbaiter42 January 8, 2025