glunter

Northern Ireland slang for a heavy-set, graceless woman.

What a glunter. She must be from that town where God lets the women wear their legs upside down.

by John McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 25, 2005

glunggus

The fat / fat-rolls on the side of your body

Tyler has glunggus but denies that he has it

by Manstrength April 29, 2022

Glunt

The guy who shows up to a function with nothing and smokes up all your weed often taking or damaging your piece/paraphernalia.

Tyler: "Where did my lighter go?"

Tom: "Dylan had it last but he just left."

Tyler: "Dude he is such a Glunt i'm never smoking with him again."

by Krumlet August 7, 2022

glunfumberous

The act of being glunbus and fumberous at the same time

guy: "do you see that guy over there? He looks so glunfumberous."

by Glumfus November 11, 2022

Glunky

When you're intoxicated and or cross-faded and you feel a mix between gloomy and funky, because while you miss your girlfriend and wanna throw up a little, you're also having fun listening to Eazy DuZ It by Eazy-E and jamming with the homies.

Girlfriend- "How are you feeling?"
You- "I'm feeling glunky"

by TCOER_Mu$iX November 27, 2022

Glunge

A gushing clunge; a vagina that has been so satisfied it literally gushes with ejaculational fluids.

Roy: "mate I was with this bird last night"
Chuck: "was she quite the fitty?"
Roy: "indeed! She had quite the glunge by the end of the night!"

Barry: "I should have used some goggles for that glunge, bloody hell!"

Frank: "I could have drowned in that glunge."

by Grisby May 2, 2014

glunch

Bubba lashed the sewer last day, said it played an air cushion and made him very clammy and groggy. Went to his dinner table and got a turnip scud, scum was bellowing from that starship enterprise. I hate my parents they make me eat. Turkey soup ham coop glunch my head. You find an attack RJs pizzeria, shilla orchestra combined with trust company funds to make vancies.Mrs Martin is frustrated looking at the ceiling while lashing little imbreaded students. Joey L got gnarled and gnashed into turkey mesh. He punched it and got wired. Mr. Greaseman greased his hands and made a little car oil out of alittle elbow grease. Wicked smart clones of russ haynes invade by trespassing into a DZ discovery zone. Flip flip bunny hop beat box chop chop banana bop cant stop elmer fudd. Hall groupie todd the toad made a hazardous bankruptcy chard doiley blow in. I made a fiber hop a reduced porkchop. Merry go around antics are charred gopher cakes inside showboxes and eskimo pies. Anti-corn kernal rootbulb attracted infectious noninfectious fur cloaks. Dont try to steal froth from a janitors larva. Chunky waterfalls are button candies. Peanut brittle is getting jiggy with kaczor pubes. Snack attack is back with jack the crack, he got sacked!

Harry the little boy is very old. His legs are very harry and groggy. Glunch is the best i have ever had.

by Cat Nip September 16, 2005