two left hand boxing gloves

When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves

Last night, I beat her pussy up and left it looking like two left hand boxing gloves.

by MustangDriver October 25, 2010

Gloves

Put it on your left hand. Put it on your right. Go into the cold and feel alright

Gloves are so effective when your in the cold. FUCK YOU COLD!

by Babadoo722 February 22, 2019

love gloves

Another name for condoms

IE: i was bout to get some, but i didn't have any love gloves.

by anonfag November 25, 2007

ice cream gloves

A mythical item. Nobody has ever actually seen them and lived to tell about it. The full extent of their power is unknown, but it is rumored they will keep your hands from becoming sticky while eating ice cream.

Cube claims to own a pair of ice cream gloves, but nobody knows for sure.

by FishUSMC July 2, 2008

Gloversville

The asshole of the universe. An urban area in upstate NY that is overrun by crackheads and drunks and welfare families with daily baby momma drama. Full of busted ass buildings and out of work leather mills, dirty, scummy and home to the stupidest people on the planet.

"Have you ever been to Gloversville?" "Yeah, I came home with crabs, VD and a crack addiction"

by LRF518 December 17, 2008

fillet gloves

Edge-proof (but not point-proof) gloves made out of some tough yet flexible material, such as kevlar, to protect your hands while filleting fish.

Unlike mice and rats, hamsters and gerbils usually bite when they are first handled, and then they stay in their cage for the rest of their life. If you buy your kid a hamster or a gerbil that has not been handled a lot, then buy some fillet gloves and handle it yourself for about a week until it gets really tame.

by Vet Man December 8, 2006

loves the gloves

When referring to someone who is a homosexual.

Derived from a legendary figure from Halifax, Canada with a homoerotic leather glove fetish. He is known to frequently pick up unsuspecting drunk men who mistake him for a cab. He then pushes his leather glove sales on the intoxicated passenger and in some cases requests to have them drive his car while wearing the gloves. These reports date back at least a decade.

Richard: "That chick is obsessed with Nathan. Is he going to bone her or what?"

John: "Nah, I think he loves the gloves"

by 234897324 October 10, 2018