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Glorious Disaster 

An event so heinously appealing it captivates all spectators despite the horrible and often graphic nature of it. This term is most commonly used in reference to butchering a date or 1st time sex.
Vinny: “We’re bringing Kristopher to the movies with us Friday to see Cloverfield”
Brian: “The new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”
Vinny: “Yeah”
Brian: “Wow I can’t wait to watch this Glorious Disaster unfold”

glorious mess

n.
A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.
Q: Hey dude, you alright?
A: Ya man, no worries. I’m a glorious mess.
glorious mess by SKETCH.co September 19, 2005

Glorious Human

The one and only: Tim (@irvnstark), CEO of Heller Daily News and beloved Heller.
Wow, Tim truly is a glorious human and a gift to the fandom.

Glorious Exposition Comrade 

A more classy version of "Cool story bro" usually used with Russian he-man picture for connotation.
person 1: Herp derp derp derpy herp de derp...

Person 2: *Weilding thumbs up* Glorious Exposition Comrade!

glorious tickle 

When you rub a girls pussy, politely.
The boy glorious tickled the girl who later thanked him with a kiss.
glorious tickle by Consicle November 29, 2014

glorious charge 

A charge against an enemy army that out numbers you 1 to 5
General: Charge!!!
Soldier: were doing a glorious charge?
General (while running): yes!
*All the soldiers charging were hit by bullets*
glorious charge by oscarnout July 17, 2016