grommit

A stupid little kid who you just wanna punch in the face

Wow, you are sych a grommit

by Steppppph July 13, 2003

Sloppy Grommit

The act of shoveling stale guacamole into the slots of your pungent armpits. Then running a marathon until the saucy mixture turns a brown, yellowish color and smells of almonds. Once this stage is achieved, the rotting guacamole is to be smeared into the eye sockets of a loved one.

Bill:"What did you get Susan for her birthday?"
Donnie: "It took me awhile to get it prepared, but I managed to give her a Sloppy Grommit, she returned the favor by taking a sweet dump across my chest."
Bill: " Sounds great! Im craving mexican food."

by SketchyBodayegs July 25, 2009

dag gommit

a word coach bowen uses in every sentence when hes yelling at the ballston spa football team for effect.

Dag Gommit, you gotta be frickin kiddin me right now. ahh piss on it. run an island!

by nickstaso October 29, 2007

Glomming

(Colloquially pronounced "glommin'") The act of making out in a particularly slobbery and intense manner; i.e. groping passionately while smacking lips together at a relatively high volume. It was derived from "glossy"- as in "lip gloss"- because both invoke a feeling of sticky, gooeyness that, as a third person observer, looks gross.

Person A: Oh ew! Gross!
Person B: What?
Person A: Veronica and Mark are glomming it up pretty hard over at the lunch tables! She's practically on top of him!

by MADLawlz January 6, 2012

Glomming

Glomming: present tense, verb: the act of sitting around, usually not speaking, either watching television, typically movies or sports, or playing any sort of video game, typically sports and shooters. Often accompanied, and most certainly encouraged, by packing a lip.

Glom: future tense, verb: The preconceived idea of "glomming".

"What are you guys doing today."
"Gunna be glomming real hard, probably watch some football."
"Word, I'll be there."

-or-

"School blew dick, can't wait to get home and glom."
"Same, Ms. Peterson's tits got me thru the day though."

by Steve Lusby November 12, 2011

GOMMIT

combination of the word god and damit, simply used as a quicker way to say, "god damb it".

GOMMIT!! a bird shit on my shoulder; GOMMIT casey!! you will pay me back the money you owe me..

by Xestijesthrunc11 July 17, 2010

grommit

1. Rim around your asshole..definition below helps make sense.
2. Also rubber ring used for holes found in electrical boxes.

My grommit itches, how about a rim job?

by zugzwang3 January 30, 2008