After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.
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A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people
by Boogiedown April 11, 2022
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Get the glockford mug.Floppy Glock is a term used to describe how fast a school shooters gun is moving. The shooter is moving so fast and popping so many caps in asses that the gun looks rubbery and is moving frantically as fellow student are being capped
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