gleet

a grotesque, non-specific venereal affliction of a loathesome nature, frequently characterized by red, itching skin with a slimy feel and foul odor. Often caused by poor hygiene.

My roommate got his gleety schlong all over the toilet seat; now I must disinfect it.

by charlie January 24, 2003

gleet

Edible adhesive

Johnny, this is a kindergarden, stop eating all te gleet

by bum November 16, 2003

Gleet

To produce curry out of the anal cavity, due to hemoroids

oh shit he's gleeting everywhere!

by Ph0b0s777 May 17, 2018

gleet

it means to smile

I’m gleeting

by nannie606 February 7, 2025

Gleet

It is a noun meaning, “a good mood.” or “a happy time”. It is usually used to express excitement, contentment, and joy.

-Woo, this party is awesome!
-I guess you could say you’re having a gleet!
OR
-I’m so happy, I’m in such a gleet right now!

by trolling my friends April 12, 2024

Gleet

Gleet is actually a generic term for any slimy or viscous substance, such as the thick phlegm found in the stomach of a hawk. It is most often used in reference to the runoff from a gonorrhoeal sore.

First, Mr Chandra, we must skim the gleet from your genitals

by Dangeroux Dave December 8, 2017