glaucoma

1. An eye disease that causes blindness and can be treated with weed.

2. A good excuse.

No, Officer, its for my Glaucoma, honest!

by enjoyin my prescription October 14, 2003

Glaughbey

The old english spelling of the word meaning a man with a very large bald head. Can also be called a globey or a globy.

Yo Asher, look at this kid's glaughbey!

by wenisknees February 1, 2022

glaukenstucken

Feeling guilty for haven felt schadenfreude

Season two Episode Five of the series "Two and a half Men" the character Rose mentions her glaukenstucken, over her previous feelings of schadenfreude and explains how she's hoping it will catch on

i feel such glaukenstucken over my joyful dancing yesterday when i herd that Jessi's getting a Divorce

by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010

Anal Glaucoma

Affliction that often affects the chronically disinterested and unmotivated.

T-roy looked at the clock and made the statement to the rest of the group at the meeting, "I'm rapidly developing an affliction of anal glaucoma. I just can't see my ass sitting here listening to you folks one more minute."

by G Lo August 16, 2004

glark

Verb: The funny, sloppy, gulping, choking noises one makes while performing deep throat fellatio.

To glark or not to glark, that is the question.

by Jacqui Lambie May 27, 2016

Summer Glau

The beautiful and talented actress who is best known for her depictions of River Tam in Firefly and Cameron Phillips in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Summer Glau seems to be intelligent as well as beautiful.

by Dagger33 February 14, 2009

gauking

being dirty

dude stop gauking

by filipino123 August 17, 2010