paranoid glaucoma

staring problem

dude...that chick wont stop staring at me! She must have paranoid glaucoma.

by aanniigg October 16, 2010

Anal Glaucoma

You can't see your ass coming to work today.
Reason used as an excuse when a person does not want to go to work.

My co-worker claimed Anal Glaucoma. When I asked what it was, someone said, "He couldn't see his ass coming to work today."

by Colombian English Teacher October 22, 2009

Glaucuma

Glaucuma is a condition that is a result of the contact of a male's ejaculatory liquid into the eye of the recipient. Symptoms include a film of man juice in the recipients eye, redness and loss of vision. Not to mention relentless bitching from the receiver.

After taking a few too many shots of tequila, Kristy wanted to take a shot to the eye, now that bitch has glaucuma.

by Theechillsauce January 10, 2009

glucose father

Another way of saying sugar daddy

Person: Did you hear? (Hoesname) has 3 glucose fathers!
Someone: ... "glucose fathers"..?
Person: Yeah! Or as you guys call it, "sugar daddy" or whatever.

by whomst'd've'ly'yaint July 8, 2018

Glucose Guardian

Alternative, genderless term for Sugar Daddy/Mommy - a person who gives financial support in exchange for company or sexual favors

I wish I had a Glucose Guardian so I could buy all the things I want..

by asdf-moderator December 2, 2017

glucose

the produce of photosynthesis
Co2 + H2O + light = lavert +patterson(glucose)

over use of glucose results in lavertitis

by trey anderson December 1, 2007

Guatemalan Glaucoma Check

When pent up gases in the female vaginal pipe shoot out into a person's eye while either in 69 or straight eating the curly curtains. Often resulting in pink eye.

Kyle: Danny, what happened to your eye?

Danny: I got a Guatemalan Glaucoma check last night

Kyle: Was it that spicy?

by supermeathead December 7, 2011