glaugasm

when looking at the adorable summer glau being astonished and stunned by her looks, personality, and her awesomeness.

I just had a glaugasm looking at her photos at ComicCon.

by Genus Pro Speaker June 29, 2011

Glausesome

Although it's now used as another word for cool, it literally means something that stricks awe. Something so amazing, one is in awe seeing it.

That homerun was Glausesome

by Dirtbag_420 May 12, 2006

Anal Glaucoma

You can't see your ass coming to work today.
Reason used as an excuse when a person does not want to go to work.

My co-worker claimed Anal Glaucoma. When I asked what it was, someone said, "He couldn't see his ass coming to work today."

by Colombian English Teacher October 22, 2009

Glaucuma

Glaucuma is a condition that is a result of the contact of a male's ejaculatory liquid into the eye of the recipient. Symptoms include a film of man juice in the recipients eye, redness and loss of vision. Not to mention relentless bitching from the receiver.

After taking a few too many shots of tequila, Kristy wanted to take a shot to the eye, now that bitch has glaucuma.

by Theechillsauce January 10, 2009

Glauner

Glauner is the worst teacher ever she yells at her kids and clams she knows everything about computers.
Manifestation of Evil

Kid1: Dude, my teachers a Glauner...
Kid2: Damn dude I feel sorry for you...

by isaacm12 October 18, 2008

glauco

Man was an epic beard that has a lot of sex with women and is excellent scuba diver

I wish i could be as badass as Glauco but ill never be better than a steve.

by Professor.Meowmix February 19, 2011

Guatemalan Glaucoma Check

When pent up gases in the female vaginal pipe shoot out into a person's eye while either in 69 or straight eating the curly curtains. Often resulting in pink eye.

Kyle: Danny, what happened to your eye?

Danny: I got a Guatemalan Glaucoma check last night

Kyle: Was it that spicy?

by supermeathead December 7, 2011