Gareth Day

Gareth Day is a legend that lives in corby, he was born in the later years of the 80's and has fun times chilling out with makes,
and enjoys drinking and drugs

He is also known by the nickname Gollem

Girl: hey is that Gareth Day?
Boy: Gareth?, I thought it was Gollem
Girl: Same thing, Aids-face

by GazD June 4, 2008

Gareth Bale

Absolute phenom currently playing as a winger for Tottenham Hotspur and Wales national team.

He's good enough to start for any team in the world.

Made a fool out of Inter Milan, champions of Europe.

Gareth Bale is absolutely ridiculous, just watch the highlights of the Tottenham v. Inter Milan 3-1 game

or the Inter Milan v. Tottenham 4-3 game where he scored a hat-trick

by Yidd December 1, 2010

Gareth

a sweet and talented guy, usually a musician, and a friend to all.

1. Did you see that band last night? Their bassist was a Gareth!

2. Do you know Gareth?
Everybody knows Gareth!!!

by secretively February 24, 2010

Dirty Gareth

A man that has an above average size of penis is very kind but not to be taking for a fool they are also strong alpha males not to be looked at the wrong way

Dirty Gareth battered the shit out of someone who looked at him the wrong way then later went hom to be an alpha male pleasuring his lady.

by Ninjalad March 29, 2020

Dirty Gareth

Not to be confused with a ‘dirty Garfield’, there is no pussy involved with a Dirty Gareth. The Dirty Gareth defines the mutual destruction of two male anuses, specifically describing the act of anal fisting between two similar looking Middle Aged Caucasian men.

See them two men at bar, that’ll be a Dirty Gareth tonight.

by Bazza66998 February 26, 2019

Gareth Bale

Synonym of physical injury.

Bob was taken to hospital for minor gareth bales..

by Saltbender November 13, 2017

Gareth

Gareth. One of the best guys around, has a massive schlong and gives great advice, so sweet and they'll never hurt you. Gareth's are like family, cherish them for as long as you have them, normally brown-black haired with brown eyes and full lips

Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: must be Gareth, look at that schlong

by JanuaryChest June 24, 2021