Gtarded

Some fool trying really hard to act gangsta and looking like an idiot in the process. Usually seen wearing all G Unit clothes and the only rap he knows comes from BET.

Guy1: Look at Rob over there embarrassing himself.
Guys2: No doubt, he's acting straight up gtarded

by Hearmethough July 22, 2008

guitarded

a stupid guy who trolls the internet, and say all music is crap except kurt cobain.

guitarded: im so stupid
other guy: yes we know that.

by digurl July 31, 2005

guitarded

When one of your bros thinks they sound just like Slash when he can barely play.

Joe: dude, Steve's guitarded he's been bragging about how he can play avril lavigne all week.

Steve: Why you gotta be so complicated?

by guitarherbro September 29, 2011

Guitarded

The severe inability to learn to play a guitar.

Hey did you hear Tom bought a guitar? He took like 20 lessons and he still can't even play the thing. His instructor told him that he is profoundly Guitarded.

by Tom Drye June 3, 2009

Guitarded

A middle-aged guy that injures his rotator cuff playing Guitar Hero for the kids.

Andy blew his rotator cuff playing Guitar Hero. He is Guitarded.

by Stuglyiiry June 26, 2007

guitarded

Hopeless and/or incompetent on the guitar.

Alternatively, characterized by fruitless optimism that one's offspring will practice the instrument as scheduled.

Stepmother: You should set up a specific time to practice every day so that people don't hear you play and think you are guitarded.

23-year-old son, still living at home: You want me to schedule my muse!?! That's guitarded!

by yarnspinnererer October 2, 2010

Getarded

The act of being gay and/or retarded.
Also can be used as GETARD. A gay and/or retarded person.

Roger: My new boyfriend is HOT.
Dale: You're getarded.

Marge: omg, like i was like buying like shoes like yesterday, and it said like fifty percent off and and i was like "omg, i dont want two-thirds of my shoe to be missing, like omg" so i left.
Jeanette: It means the price, you getard.

Pronunciation:
Gee-tard

by Molly Patience :] October 24, 2008