Girthmaxxing

The act of increase the width/girth of a body part, most commonly being a man’s pork sword.

Derived from the term looksmaxxing.

Person 1: “Did you hear Scott started Girthmaxxing?”

Person 2: “No wonder it looks like he’s concealed-carrying a Glock in his pants.”

by Diabeetus Boy January 17, 2024

girthmaxxing

It’s like looksmaxxing but with your penis

“Wow! Paul’s dick is huge!”
“Yeah, he must be girthmaxxing.”

by Bigpaparay February 14, 2024

girthmaxxing

The act of making your dick thicker by any means necessary.

Christian: "Have you heard about Jonathan girthmaxxing?"
Joey: "I heard he was using a burger press to increase his girth."

by girthmaxxer January 21, 2024

girthmax

Jelqing horizontally; Reverse Jelqing

Did you see Christian Ruballos' chode?? He definitely Girthmaxes

by February 29, 2024

girthmax

Girthmaxxing is the act of rubbing your penis so hard, to the point where it increases in girth. Very sigma people do it. If you don’t, you’re a beta.

“Hey man did you girthmaxx today?”
“Oh, of course man!”

by sigmatoilet26 May 03, 2024

girthmax

Girthmaxxing is the act of squeezing one's flesh in the penis into the sides of said penis thus making it's appearance more wider and girthier. This is one of the steps of achieving goonvana and is one of the 2 acts of penis bending, the other being jelqing.

Jeremy: Hey you wanna achieve goonvana and girthmaxx with me??
Sara: I don't have a cock

by doisptick May 16, 2024

girthmaxing

The act of smashing or squishing one’s penis until it has a wider circumference than the actual length of the penis

I’ve been girthmaxing for weeks now and now I can’t stop pissing blood.

by RemedyV2 March 03, 2024