Giordanna

A Giordanna is a literal angel on earth!
Giordanna's have the softest yet strongest hearts and their presence is a blessing to everyone who appreciates them 🌕 but they also don't take shit from anyone!

Brian: dude what kind of girl do you think is just perfect?
Michael: Bro I love myself a Giordanna! Both light and dark and just perfect 🥰

by Your_darkness November 23, 2021

Gordanism

A religion in which the followers commit what is called a “Rhythm Clapping” with a video if their deity “Mr. Gordan”

“I practice Christianity” “I practice Gordanism”

by Gordanism Preacher February 11, 2021

gordacious

basically completely sexi

Your eyes are so gordacious.

by Jenni1234 August 21, 2006

Giorlando

A beautiful girl, that has the most charming smile. And Can make ur day with a single hello

Me: 😡
Giorlando: hey

Me:😊

by wexcelo January 10, 2015

Giordino

The sexiest man you’ll ever meet. Period.

Girl 1: omg who is that god walking amongst mortals?
Girl 2: oh that’s just Giordino.

by meanwhile.inaparalleluniverse November 23, 2021

Giordan

A large individual, very huge, gargantuan even. You'll find him with a plate in hand and an eating utensil in the other. He always speaks with a mouth full of food. He also has multiple chins and back up chins. Not to mention the insanely greasy middle part, balding in the middle.

Person 1: did you see fredrick earlier?

Person 2: he's such a Giordan.

by Rain100k July 24, 2023

william giordano

A pretty okay guy who enjoys sitting on a cactus .

me: william giordano you should get a cactus and then sit on it, like sit and twist

will: uh thats gonna be a hard no from me
me:deal with it

by jfdjhfhfhuefrerg September 21, 2017