Gingervitis

When a redhead makes you so sexually frustrated that you brush your teeth so hard it makes your gums bleed.

I need to seduce Ron Weasley because my dentist says my gingervitis is out of control.

by Potterotic June 3, 2018

Gingervitis

An incredibly serious disease in children. Symptoms are Red hair, white skin, and freckles.

Okay, yeah, so Gingervitis is not actually serious. But it WAS on South Park (Season 9 Episode 11) !

by I enjoy steak muffins. November 10, 2005

Gingerification

When a whole bunch of gingers move into your neighborhood and start red heading the neighborhood up.

One day I noticed, I was living surrounded byfirecrotches, its like the whole neighborhood's been through gingerification.

by mistakenlout May 2, 2010

Gingerholic

Someone who has an unnatural attraction to those of the ginger persusion.

Symptoms include attraction to red hair, freckled faces and pale skin. Gingerholics are also attracted to the craziness that comes with being with a ginger. A Gingerholic cannot help his or her condition and constantly wonders if the carpet matches the upholstery.

Bro 1: Hey, you see that redhead? She's so hot. I'm gonna go talk to her.

Bro 2: No way dude, I heard that chick is crazy.

Bro 1: Eh, I don't care. You know I love redheads.

Bro 2: Dude, this is an intervention: you have a problem. You are a Gingerholic.

by Fredrich von Hollern September 13, 2009

Gingervitis

The disease that causes non-gingers to suddenly turn into a ginger. Often confused with Gingivitis, a gum disease.

Ginger: If you don't stop being such a douche, I'll give you Gingervitis

Guy: Ok, ok, sorry.

by Ginger Hunter June 26, 2012

Gingervitis

Having lots of interest in gingers; men and women.

That ginger is giving me gingervitis.

by jadevooo December 21, 2018

Gingerican

(n.) A ginger that was born in "America," namely the United States.

John: "Woah! You're a ginger!"
Ginger: "Yeah! And I'm also a proud gingerican!"

by doublee1992 April 18, 2011