Gil

A gil is a lowlife cheating piece of scum. Also know as a shrek. He manipulates women into thinking he loves them but in reality hes a narassitic jerk who lies.

That gil will waste your time. Youll be sorry you ever met him.

by Vvolfviolet77 June 15, 2019

Gil

1. Sooper Jew
2. Amazing human being
3. Hot in glasses
4. A unisex name

1. Sorry, can't, Shabbat tonight.
2. What a Gil! Did you just see her run in front of that car to save the kitten?
3. I love those effing frames. You are such a Gil!
4. URRGHHH -splat- GIL!

by Marini Peenie October 19, 2008

Gil

-A person who frequently messes around and behaves in an unruly manner.
-Another way of saying FSU
-Owner of life and the world
-AKA God.

-You know, you're behaving like a Gil today.

-Let's go Gil in Wilmette!

by hassanavi October 30, 2011

Gil

A body part on your face below your chin

I grabbed your Gil Fatty

by Random Egg February 4, 2008

Gil Juice

Coors light, the preferred drink of Gilligan.

He's hammered from drinking Gil Juice all day.

by Mayor of Caps Nation June 2, 2018

Aron-Gils

Armenian term given to an artist who pretends
to play an instrument while a pre-recorded
audio is being played. These artists usually will wear all the proper attire of the artist (i.e. A drummer may wrap fingers with drumming tape to give impression he is a seasoned performer).

Origins come from: Armenian word "nkARich"
(ARon)- which means "Artist". And "GILarvestakan" (Gils) - which means "false, or
fictional".

Pat: Hey Matt, did you see that aron-gils performer today?

Matt: yea
Pat: He almost had me fooled!

by Heinrich Ishkamserov October 30, 2019

gil grissom

Main character in the hit TV show CSI. Others advice to other CSI's and comes out with many wise comments.

Sara: Grissom!
Grissom: What do you got?
Sara: The one thing you don't want to find at a murder scene.
Grissom: Another body.

by Monkeyseat May 9, 2005