gideon

An imagined scenario that is played out elaborately in one's head, or created verbally with friends, usually regarding scenarios that will never happen in real life.

Lexi: I had a gideon the other day about what I would do if I saw Julia at work.
Cristine :Oh, what!?
Lexi: I'm walking towards her and I start shaking my head. I say, "I can't believe you still work here". Then I grab her by the collar and push her against a brick wall , like an 80's high school movie. Everyone around me starts shouting, " punch her, punch her!". Instead I spit on her shoe, and say, "Get the hell out."
Christine: Oh my gosh thats so good! And then Julia starts crying as you're walking away!
Lexi: Yeah, and then kids start shoving her in the shoulder as they walk by her!
Christine: Then poop starts leaking down her pants
Lexi: Yeah, like she's in some constant state of diarrhea
Christine: Yeah, poopin her pants in front of everyone
Lexi: Then the janitor walks by her and throws up
Sarah: In her hair!

Sam: What's a gideon?
Sara: Oh you know, when you like act out a whole story in your head of something that would happen, even if it would never actually happen

by Misslovelylovely May 28, 2019

Free gift card giveaway

A scam, an annoyance, and usually a teenager. Free gift card giveaways are part of the cancer which worsens YouTube everyday. Fuck Dirv.

Person 1: Wanna join my free gift card giveaway?
Person 2: fuck you

by ChrisCamel December 9, 2017

beastlyman gideon

the act of two men having sex in chewbacca suits.

Alex and James got caught doing the beastlyman gideon this morning.

by stlcards2life November 12, 2011

giveafuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject. From Smosh's episode "ATTENTION: FACEBOOK USERS."

-Ian: Ladies, please stop posting vague status updates that are obviously directed at one person, and yet are somehow are supposed to solicit our sympathy and giveafuckness.

-Annoying Facebook Girl's Status: "Wow thanks a LOT for that thing that you did. I'm NEVER talking to you again!!!"
-Ian: "Giveafuckness level: 0."

-Annoying Facebook Girl's Status: "Brad told me all about that thing you did at summer camp. WOW skank much?"
-Ian: "That's great that whoever you're talking about did something at some place, and that this 'Brad' guy told you about it, but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck!"

by unicornsalad June 6, 2012

gideon gleeful

A "little troll"/creepy stalker midget from the much beloved television show, Gravity Falls. Gideon Gleeful runs (ran, now?) the Tent of Telepathy. A rival business to the Mystery Shack. He was first seen in the episode: 'The Hand that Rocks the Mabel,' in which he continuously guilt tripped her into dates which eventually lead to him almost killing Dipper- Mabel's twin brother (see Pine Tree.) and himself in the process. His motives seem a bit skewed, as he swears vengeance upon the entire Pines family- but continues to send Mabel love letters and remains persistent in trying to convince her to be his queen. He goes so far as to summon a brain demon in order to exact his revenge, however, this plan backfires. Pretty badly at that.

In the episode Dreamscapers HE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL.

Heh, but no seriously. He brought a giant wrecking ball to the shack and destroyed part of the sign. It was depressing.

Gideon Gleeful is one of the many antagonists in the television show Gravity Falls.

by Mabel Shmabel Glabel Fable May 24, 2014

Gieanne

A real cutie and down to earth, will tell you how it is but would also avoid hurting your feelings. Always down to hang but sometimes can’t cause she has strict parents.

“Hey Gieanne! Wanna grab some food?”

by TheRealCutie January 24, 2021

Ironman Gideon

the act of beating a girl in the head with a rusty metal pipe during anal sex and proceding to cum in her ear, and screaming at the top of your lungs "Bitch, is your head down for a reason?"

She didnt appreciate the ironman gideon i gave her last night.

by STLCARDS2LIFE July 6, 2011