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Gerber Squirtin'

A term used to describe the act of a prepubescent boy masturbating.

Synonyms: baby jerkin'
Antonyms: prune juicin'
Mom: "Jeremy, why did you bring your laptop into the bathroom?"

Uncle Timmy: "That little bastard was gerber squirtin'!"
by ajaykoz93 June 14, 2010
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gerbert shang

An English Cult founded by Joe Bouelam who are made to worship the sweet lemon sherberts, which they renamed Gerbert's.

The members get in trouble on a daily basis for fun.

The lower-ranking members named Gerbert Guppy's such as Stirling are abused and attacked by the others doggy piling on top of them but some members choose to be attacked such as Jamie who can withstand over 300 kilograms on top of him.

To become a member you have to withstand a test of balls where you have to do something to get in trouble whether you get caught or not.
Gerbert Shang host a lot of games such as hide and seek, manhunt and beating each other up.
Joe: we have gathered today in support of Gerbert's everyone you may now eat your Gerbert
All Gerbert Shang members: GERBERT SHANG! X3
by way2cool4usmeglets November 27, 2019
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garble warble farble

any generic verb that is garbled at a distance, as used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"They've garble warble farble!" shouted Slartibartfast in his thin tremulous voice.
by three newtons February 16, 2004
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geeble

The stain left on a pillow, sheet, pyjamas, teddy bear or side of one's face by dribbling in one's sleep.
by zeb zotop April 16, 2010
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gerberize

To render something (content, concept, or situation) easily digestible, so that it can be consumed/understood with minimal effort
These millennials need everything gerberized for them to function.
In order to get my point across I had to gerberize it.
by Carey Crew June 7, 2017
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Gerben

Awesome guy, known for his huge spear with an attitude of a bear
the highest position is being the gerben
by 0x90 September 3, 2016
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Gerbert

A type of bitch ass nigga. Mainly known as a little ass nigga
Oh yeah I’m in the post backing this nigga down he a gerbert
by Bbcokcneega July 9, 2019
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