Germinate the Salad

Germinate the Salad = Cum in da Butt

When I told him to germinate the salad, he knew to bust a nut in my b-hole.

My girlfriend wasn't into tossing, so I suggested germinating her salad.

by Alimew November 26, 2022

Kevin the gerbil

Originally Kevin the gerbil was (ITV's) Roland rats' best friend. These days it can be applied to anyone called Kevin. Although this conjures up the idea of a man called Kevin inserting a small rodent into his anal passage this is not entirely correct. Kevin the gerbil's are fun, friendly, and a bit of a jack the lad, they are usually the life and soul of the party

That Kevin the gerbil is a right laugh.

The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated

by Rich the stitch July 17, 2012

Gebbing

Gebbing is the act of scratching one's anus with a finger. Typically done to determine the amount of feces, sweat, or other slime that has accumulated around one's anus. Also, it feels really fucking good. Of course, if you use toilet paper, then it's no longer gebbing, it's just regular wiping.

My girlfriend wouldn't stop bitching about how I always smell my finger after gebbing.

by ehuzzah November 23, 2020

surfin' a gerkin

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.

Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!

by Catherine M. February 6, 2006

gerbil circus

when someone lets a particularly noxious fart, usually in a confined area like the cab of a fire truck, so bad in fact, that it smells as if the gerbils from Richard Gere's ass were performing a trapeze act while suspended from the air conditioning vents.

firefighter 1: dude! you stink!
firefighter 2: oh i know, i'm terrible today!
firefighter 3: JEE-sus! smells like a fuckin gerbil circus in here!

by dick dykstra March 23, 2011

night gerbil

A word used for a person of african descent.....nigger

Black guy: Help a brotha!!!

KKK: Catch that damn night gerbil!!!

by Tyler Buck...grasshopper unit April 9, 2008

Grumpy Gerbil

a middle aged man who is a social studies teacher you HATE. he is annoying, unfair, and rude.

me: *goes to the bathroom*

Grumpy gerbil: WHERE R U GOING!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE BADDDD

by thisiswhomadethis <3 May 13, 2021