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chasing geese

This term means to go smoke weed. It is greatly popular because you can use this term freely in front of parents or anyone out of the loop. This term invented by these two legendary people.....ogay
person 1: nigga lets go chase some geese afta skoo
person 2: chasing geese? what nigga
person 1: shit nigga you a cop?
by jjmc January 17, 2009
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Feeding the Geese

For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat
Mike: Hey, what is Mikko up to?

Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.

or

Dave: What do you wanna do after this?

Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese
by Barry Skanesworth July 28, 2008
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geosnob

one who disses someone's experience of an "earthquake," pointing to real earthquakes that happen elsewhere.
Harry (Facebook post): OMG, an earthquake in Greenville, SC!
Dick (reply to post): An "earthquake"? LOLZ. That's wasn't an earthquake. When I lived in SF--now, THOSE were earthquakes.
Harry: Geosnob.
Dick: I'd rather be a geosnob than a geohypochondriac.
by Arborealizer August 26, 2011
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excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes
My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!
by Doddi October 17, 2007
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Geoengineering

Loosely defined as the intentional large-scale manipulation of the global environment; planetary tinkering; a subset of terraforming or planetary engineering. Techniques proposed include sulfate cannons, space mirrors, and huge buckets of white paint.
In 1996 Thomas Schelling wrote, “’Geoengineering’ is a new term, still seeking a definition. It seems to imply something global, intentional, and unnatural….” Geoengineering is the last gasp of a dying civilization.
by ipsler.gonkler December 31, 2008
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(to) geoslam

Geoslamming someone means to mislead with the intention of royally fucking someone over.
It originates from Los Angelos and is being used in the music industry usually.
"Yo imma (to) geoslam that mofucka right there and take his shit on god."
by mhan14631 January 3, 2022
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geometrimatical

Having a resemblance to, or relating to, geometry. Commonly used to mock your teacher when they can't put their finger on what a specific concept is.
When Mr. Ben couldn't identify how squares fit into the lesson, we deemed it to be merely a geometrimatical oddity.
by YouProllyKnowMe February 19, 2015
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