geort

Geort was used as a substitute to Georg but quickly became the main definition of a person who:
-Gets scared easily by doves.
-Uses hair products.
-Sings bass
-and is DEFINITLEY not in Griffindor
-doesnt know who is going out this evening

-Is there someone here whose name is Geort?!
-Yes, but his real name is Georg.

by ama-desu-desu April 28, 2018

Gearth

A celestial sized cock with a circumference equaling or exceeding the circumference of earth

Oh my god Becky, he had a Gearth! He snapped me like an elastic band.

by JCSuperStud September 19, 2020

geartos

A swear

You mother geartos ing turd

by mr_twig3 February 9, 2022

Geartarded

The mental retardation of one’s children due to a lifetime of steroid (“gear”) abuse.

Based upon their mannerisms, Brian Shaw’s kids are completely geartarded.

by Truthness July 24, 2023

Gearty

Slang for “heart”

Popularized by the popular tik tok “you broke my gearty” it is now commonly used to replace the wird

Goofy: shaggy you broke my gearty when you cheated on me with scooby

Shaggy: Im sorry man i didn’t mean to.

by castiel_iscoollike_pastel January 13, 2025

GearTick

Someone who is a rookie at a hobby, spends on expensive gear/equipment despite having very little knowledge on how to use it properly.

Bob is such a GearTick for spending on a Ryzen Threadripper CPU despite him having an incompatible motherboard.

by Katonik May 16, 2025

Kartha Gewart

Kartha Gewart is a woman who makes cooking videos with her dog on her cooking show “Eating Luxuriously”

Hi im Kartha Gewart
Hi!!

by JudiePatootie February 24, 2024