gentleman

The kind of guy that all women say they want, and many actually believe they want, but in fact they do not.
Heather: We went out three times and he was always a complete gentleman.
Jennifer: Oh, that's too bad.
Heather: Yeah, no sparks at all.
by FrankieZZ October 16, 2008
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Another term for "cunt." This saying gained currency among visitors to Aint It Cool News' "The Zone," a forum created on internet geek Harry Knowles' popular website aintitcooldotcom. Since The Zone was meant to be a refuge from the mean-spirited TalkBacks giving voice to readers below every news item on the site, Knowles institued a system of "word replacement" in The Zone, whereby the easy insults such as "cunt" or "faggot" used by TalkBackers, when typed in The Zone would appear as kinder terms, such as (respectively) "gentleman" or "the one that I desire."
You stupid fucking gentleman!

After I went up on the handlebars of my mate's bike, I felt like a right gentleman.
by Lawrence Heimann October 03, 2006
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(noun) (plural = gentlemen) A primitive form of man, more evolved than Neanderthal or Cro-Magnon but too naive to survive in modern times.

Gentlemen were mostly wiped out by feminism in the 1980s and 1990s and replaced by modern man. The inherent weakness of gentlemen was their failure to recognise women as competition. They therefore wasted significant amounts of energy pandering to the female sex and were exploited at every opportunity by the latter.
She says “you’re such a gentleman”

She thinks “you doormat; I wonder how much free food, alcohol and entertainment I can get out of you”
by Reiki Master May 20, 2005
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a man who wears fancy socks
Looks at his purple plaid socks... jonathan must be a gentleman
by wallstquant March 14, 2009
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Refers to a man that will screw a girl up the pooper in order to protect her virginity!!!
Lucy: "John, I want to be a virgin when I get married"
John: "Don't worry Lucy, I'm a gentleman"
by DoggyD November 13, 2006
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One who always folds a lady's shirt after borrowing it.
Rob: Here's your shirt back Sarah. Thanks for letting me wear it. Here, I'll fold it for you.
Sarah: Oh, Rob, you are quite the gentleman.
by EmersonienEra September 06, 2006
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The act of slapping someone across the face with a glove, as if to initiate a duel or fisticuffs.
"I challenge you, good sir, to a duel!" :::GLOVE SLAP!:::

(NOTE: The act of slapping with the glove is the actual gentleman, not the fellow who wields the glove.)
by The Gentleman July 09, 2006
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