shark gazer

A shark gazer is a white woman who is not a full blown mud shark but is shark-curious.

I just saw your girl just check out a black dude... is she a mud shark?

I don't think so, she said she never hooked up with a black guy.

I guess she's a shark gazer then, you should dump her before she turns into a mud shark.

by thisisnotJG July 7, 2010

Bump Gazer

A creeper that stares at pregnant women's bellies.

OMG, here comes Ryan, hes such a bump gazer!

by LabratM September 29, 2014

Meat Gazer

A dude that checks out other guys packages in the lockerroom.

Hey Meat Gazer, take a picture, it'll last longer.

by Dr. Hfuhruhurr April 22, 2008

Package Peakin Wiener Gazer

One who gets caught gazing at your wiener and instinctively looks away, knowing they have been busted.

"That package peakin wiener gazer was staring at my junk."

by FunnyDoodz September 13, 2009

Meat Gazer

One who stares at a man's package.

"Jane saw Russ and couldn't help but be a meat gazer and stare at his package."

by Retro February 17, 2003

Meat Gazer

Someone who enjoys looking at another man's penis when he's at the urinal.

I was taking a piss and the meat gazer next to me was trying to get a look at my junk.

by Gay Basher June 23, 2003

poon gazer

gynecologist

My wife went to see her poon gazer today. Turns out it's another chick. How hot is that!

by amanis December 9, 2008