Designated Gay Friend 

When lacking in a gay friend; the chosen selected male to fill this void in a group of females. This male will rarely accept his role as the gay friend whose responsibilities include fashion consult and drama queen, so it is necessary to keep their designation as a personal joke for as long as possible. Once the cat is out of the bag, tell them they are allowed in dressing rooms, cause, well, they're gay! *wink*

Designated Gay friend's role

Girls: "*insert name*, does this look ok?"
DGF: "How should i know?"
Girls: *glare*
DGF: "Well, actually the teal would go so much better with your complexion..."

Designated Gay Friend by Donna Frank July 19, 2006

guyfriend 

a dude, a fun guy to hang out with and talk to when all ur girlfriends are bein goofballs. u usually end up dating ur guyfriend for a while but it hardly ever works out cuz hes basically ur brother

girl: ur my best guyfriend
boy: i know, but i kinda want to be your boyfriend
girl: o well i guess we could try that

guyfriend by alli~~~<33 March 30, 2007

gfriend 

A gfriend is a person that you are friends with on the google chat function, but you wouldn't actually talk to on the street.

I don't really know her. We are just gfriends.

gfriend by Tiffipedia June 24, 2008

Girfriend 

A girfriend is what happens when you try to type "girfriend" but your fingers are trembling from anxiety so you type "girfriend" instead

Oh yeah I have a girfriend. But she goes to a different school so you don't know her. Pls retweet

Girfriend by Michael Flynn May 23, 2016

Gay-friend-inosis 

The phenomenon of your wrist becoming "limper" When you hang out with your gay friend "to much"

Man I was hanging out with Logan an now I have Gay-friend-inosis.

Gay-friend-inosis by MyPreistIsGay March 20, 2022

Non-Threatening Gay Friend 

Non-Threatening Gay Friend is akin to a Gay Buddy, sometimes shortened to NTGF. A girl has no qualms about being around a Non-Threatening Gay Friend; he is, after all, non-threatening.

"Man, Jack's been hanging with Emily all night! Is he coming onto her?"
"No, he's just her Non-Threatening Gay Friend. They're discussing prom dresses."

Non-Threatening Gay Friend by Tatianapianist December 31, 2008

Gay Friend 

A phrase used to describe a woman's "best" male friend. In most cases the male in question is not homosexual. The friend is described as Gay to emphasize the fact that, although he is awfully close to the woman, he does not, and will never, be more than a friend to her. In most cases he couldn't be more than a Gay Friend even if he tried.

Being a Gay Friend is not an insult unless the friend in question wants to be something more. In that case he's fucked anyway (figuratively speaking).

A true Gay Friend is completely accepting and aware of his situation. He has no romantic feelings for the woman, and can be trusted to look out for her welfare in the absence of her significant other. In the best of scenarios the Gay Friend is good friends with that significant other, otherwise things tend to get awkward or confrontational. Gay Friends tend to get confrontational in general, they are overly mistrusting of the woman's other male friends, critically judging the motives behind their actions and noticing discrepancies in their attitude based on who is nearby.

In extreme cases he even doubts the sexuality of actual homosexuals, likely due to jealousy. A woman can only have one true Gay Friend, and each one fears being discarded for someone who doesn't have her best interest at heart.

Nick (NOT GAY): *Looks around, does not see Sarahh's boyfriend* Hi Sarah! *Gives Sarahh an unwarranted and too long hug* I haven't seen you since, like, thirty seconds ago.

Dale (Gay Friend {but also NOT GAY}): *Angry glare full of mistrust*

Nick: What? It's just a hug.

Dale: Yeah, and that's just like a penis, but smaller. Leave Sarahh alone Pie Grinder.

*Nick walks away. Not because he cares what Dale says, but because Sarahh's boyfriend is coming back and he's a pussy ass cock-knot.*

Gay Friend by PrimeEvils January 18, 2010