Gayla

Gayla is a happy and joyful spirit who wants to make people laugh. She is usually a very bubbly person with many friends and is popular. She also is very smart and pretty. She's nice and caring and looks for the best in people. She try's to include everyone and hopes that everyone is happy and has a good time. She also is good at sports and is athletic and fit.

Girl: Did you see that one girl in math class?
Guy: Yeah! She's really nice and funny. I think her name is probably Gayla.
Guy two: Are you guys talking about that girl Gayla? Man she's hot and has like the best body and ass.
Guy: I wish I could date a girl like her

Gayla by itsnikki2568 April 20, 2018

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Gayal

A Gayal is a form of aquatic mammal found in parts of rural Staffordshire, Cheshire and Shropshire. Gayals are commonly characterised by: diagonally projecting fringes, highly luminous foreheads, seal-like flippers and large pectoral muscles. Such creatures have good temperaments, making them easy to bully without the risk of retaliation. Due to their aquatic nature, Gayals frequently have difficulty distinguishing between colours such as blue and purple, as a result of this the aforementioned colours are often mixed up in the eyes of a Gayal.
Gayals are often employed by both circuses and county councils, meaning they are so wealthy that they can afford to go shooting at the weekend and drive expensive, gas-guzzling cars, such as the Skoda Octavia.
Gayals live and breed within large family groups, usually consisting of around 300-500 Gayals. The collective name for a group of Gayals is a parliament.
Gayals are highly vocal creatures; often embarking on long rants about the economic climate, bus timetables and Skoda depreciation rates. Such rants occur using a low, rumbling voice – often completed using one breath.
Gayals frequently shed their hair; zoologists have yet to detect hair on either the legs or armpits of a Gayal – it is believed that Venus razors are used to remove such hair. Gayals can also often be seen wearing tank-tops underneath red, satin bath robes.

An organisation called 'Save The Gayals' seeks to conserve and protect these endangered creatures from the A.L.F.

Person: Name three things you hate.
Gayal: VAT, income tax and the poll tax.

Gayal by Save The Gayals March 17, 2009