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iPhone Gayness

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A tool who brags about their iPhone and doesnt have a real job so it is paid for by their parents
Will's iPhone Gayness is starting to get on my nerves.
by stud0987 August 2, 2012
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Gayness

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The term given to an imaginary aura surrounding a person after commencing a certain action, saying a certain word or phrase, or attending a place. It is said that one is "covered in Gayness" when they do something, which in turn makes them look gay, sound gay, or ultimately be gay.
*John touches Peter's crotch, accidently, whilst walking next to each other*
"Dude, you just touched my dick with your hand. It fully just brushed by it and i felt it on my knob, slightly."
*John proceeds to slide his hands down his chest, to his stomach and over his thighs, in a brushing action*
"I know, I'm wiping off the Gayness as we speak. I feel so gay."

"Hey man, did you see that banging chick over there, she's mint"
"Did you just say mint? and banging?"
"Uh...yeah why?"
"There is so much Gayness around you right now"

"Hey man, what you up to tonight?"
"Oh, me and Jenny are going to see 'The Notebook'. Yeah it's back on the big screen for Valentines day."
"Wow, I can feel an influx of Gayness, through the phone."
by Gaynessbian September 19, 2009
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Fetal Gayness

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One who is gay since birth and will never get gear.
Kleenex was inflicted with fetal gayness, a trait often passed down by both mother and father. He will also never get any gear.
by Mark Mendez July 12, 2006
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A homeless person getting temporarily gay just to get something to drink or eat.
Borat just did his "hobo gayness" thing to get some more booze.
by faglord-thereal June 2, 2011
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Gayness in the Anus

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Definition 1:When something is so gay you dont even want to talk about it

Definition 2: When gay people do it
by Tarley May 2, 2007
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mother gayness

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When your mum is anoying you and nagging all the time and shes just being a big poop.
your sucha lump of mother gayness
by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009
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Gayness

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Where you are so gay rainbows emit from every pore in your body and you eventually drowned in the rainbows and die
Judy dies yesterday from gayness
by Gay_mofo_rainbow July 6, 2016
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