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blessing the Ganges

colloquialism

In India, all litter, urine, and feces eventually makes its way into the rivers, thanks to a complete lack of waste collection and water treatment, much like pre-20th Century Europe, USA/CAN, etc. Indians know this, but try not to/do not think about it, especially when 'cleansing' themselves by 'bathing' in the brownish-grey, litter and sewage filled 'sacred' waters of the Ganges/Ganga, which they further pollute with religious offerings (i.e. decorative litter) and dead bodies (not an exaggeration). Such (willful) ignorance eventually bites everyone in the ass. Ergo, any flagrant environmentally damaging human behavior can be lumped under the colloquialism 'blessing the Ganges.'
Cop: "Seeing how your McDonald's bag and Bacon McDouble wrapper are still stuck to my windshield, you won't mind this citation for littering."
Dwayne: "Yo, that ain't trash. That's just me usin' my's Constitutional right to freedom of religion. I was blessing the Ganges, dolla' menu style."

Elizabeth: "Why are you coming back in from outside? I thought you went to the bathroom."
Elly-May: "There was too long of a line for the one stall, so I headed for the alley beside the bar and blessed the Ganges."

Thaddeus: "Um, was that used engine oil I saw you dumping into the storm water drain this morning when I was leaving for the farmers market?!"
Ted: "Naw, Cuz. I just used 10W/40 to totally bless the Ganges."
by Bachelor boB December 17, 2013
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gangeover

the term used when you have a hangover from weed instead of alcohol.

it is believed to be fixed by a wake and bake, having a spliff as soon as you wake up
person 1) hey man, how you feeling

person 2) not too good dude, got a gangeover.

person 1) just wake and bake it off bro
by whatabellend February 14, 2012
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gaege

A classic ftm trans name he is very strong and masculine he is loved and will kill anyone who touches his friends and shows a lot of love and compassion he has a few soft spots but overall is a amazing freind he may or may not be bisexual
you know usually he's A Gaege but right now he's being a Detroit sidecar
by Gaegestacostand December 14, 2020
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go go gadget

Go Go Gadget - from the cartoon Inspector Gadget, a cartoon detective who had a million items hidden up his sleeve which didn't always work properly, but often saved the day. He had anything for any situation.

1. Preceeds any noun that can perform an action, usually saving the day when it does. I.E. Go Go Gadget Can Opener - what you say before opening a can of tunafish for someone. Or: Go Go Gadget Shower - what you say before spraying someone with a garden hose.
2. Also you can say it to make fun of someone who makes it a point to always be the "handy" one in the group - carries a pocketknife for example - and offers help as if they have been hoping to all day.
1. "Aww, this beer isn't a twistoff!"
"Go Go Gadget bottle opener!" (procures opener from pocket)
(or) "Go Go Gadget tabletop" (opens beer on table edge)

2. "I think my wallett fell under the table. I can't see."
"here, use my flashlight" (pulls flashlight from pocket)
(sarcastically) "well, Go Go Gadget flashlight"
by jonny jerulimer May 31, 2006
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gangero

it is a male gangster using the spanglish word gangster and pandillero or if is a female just add an (a)
ese vato es un gangero porque se junta con esos malvivientes
by el jaliscience March 2, 2009
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Gagelan

A Gagelan (or Gage and Gagel) is usually the life of the party! He usually attracts many girls, and always does what is right. He is a very dependable and responsible person, loving the mililary. He is one of the most kindest people to know, and hates black people.

He can be calm, stern, crazy, and pissed off at appropriate times. Most times he's pissed off and sort of a dick when he doesn't get his way. He loves video games, and sometimes he is sort of a dork at times, but everybody still loves him, even old men.

If a Gagelan has any brothers or sisters, he is usually VERY close with 'em. Yet, he at most times annoys the shit outta them, like a mother.

Most Gagelans love MMORPG's and play it as much as they can. His favorite music consists of The Rolling Stoners, Rick Astley, Weird Al, The Beatles, The Lonely Island, and Madonna.
Girl A: "Dang, that guy is such a Gagelan! He's so Nice!"
Girl B: "Yeah really! So...sexy...mmmm..."

Girl 1: "I wish you were more of a Gagelan, Lucas..."
Guy 2: "Well, at least I hate black people!"

Girl a: "That Gagelan would make such an awesome husband!"
Girl b: "Yeah! He's one in a million! Just... he's a nerd who plays Kingdom Hearts and World of Warcraft."
by MinnesotaFromAbove2121 July 8, 2010
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Tinkle Gadget

The urinary organ in both females and males.
Man at a urinal to man next to him: Ah! Stop looking at my tinkle gadget!
by SteveSnuffles October 25, 2010
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