Gastard

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.

Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard

by Wolf89 January 3, 2007

Gastank

To urinate in a persons rectal cavity. Can be followed by "siphoning" in which a hoselike object is used to siphon out the urine.

After John gastanked Jill, he proceded to siphon out the urine with a straw.

by Kyle J. November 10, 2004

gastastrophe

The passing of extremely pungent gas in a small, socially inappropriate, overpopulated setting. 2-The manipulation of fuel prices to gouge the public for huge profits before leaving political office.

Although the Donald kept his cheeks squeezed tightly together, the fumes building in his stomach from the nachos grande suddenly escaped into the packed boardroom. The gastastrophe made everyone's eyes water.

by enshawntay April 4, 2009

Gastafarian

Unfortunately this is not a replacement for religion but more of a life style for Real pressure smokers. This will be the next new trend in the pot smoking community , for those who are happy to be a weed smoker and want to show they are apart of the elite smokers.

I smoke so much weed you’d think I was a Rastafarian, guess ima Gastafarian smoking freely.

by Corri Gotti September 20, 2018

gastarbeiter

a person with temporary permission to work in another country, especially in Germany and Austria,
nowadays used to describw someone who migrated to Austria or Germany and works in a factory or owns a small business or shop

dude: what do you do?
dude 2: I'm a gastarbeiter in a factory in Austria

by Katalinaaam January 4, 2019

Gastaurant

Slang term for gas station/gas bar - not applicable outside of the USA/Canada (see petrol station, filling station, garage, forecourt)

Walmart: *out of gas*
Mom: “That’s ok I’ll do it tomorrow”
Heidi: “Mom I see a Gastaurant”
Jonah: “If we run out of gas we can take my car”

by Birds_of_Apollo January 27, 2023

Gastacular

Using the slang word “gas” (meaning good) and the word spectacular.

A combination of gas and spectacular = Gastacular.

This shit is so gas and spectacular

GASTACULAR

by Balberith July 18, 2023