gargle his marbles

A slang phrase, used by a woman (or a homosexual man ...) to destcribe sucking a person's testicles - gargling is the action and marbles are testicles. Also known as a blowjob, oral sex, and the list goes on.

Woman: I'd like to gargle his marbles!

by Marblegargler October 30, 2007

Gargle Monkey

When a person gargles jizz (like mouthwash).

This morning I ran out of mouthwash, so I had to gargle monkey.

by gfknfkjkjas April 13, 2010

gargle my hog

The act of swallowing a penis so far you can only make choking noises.

Over the last few years Tom has asked to gargle my hog and asked me to gargle his hog many times. I wonder how many times he has been caught gargling hog.

by Welsk March 15, 2016

Gadol

Another name for R.O.B, can be used to summon Yaga from the depth of metagame discussion.

Yaga: R.O.B is the most used character both offline and online and has amazing results. He has basically no disadvantage, amazing advantage with multiple TODs at his disposal and arguably one of the best neutral games in the game, yet people still put him in high tier.

Some random bozo: aval hu gadol.

by shmax4 December 4, 2021

Lard gargler

An overweight person whose voice is low (due to being overweight) and makes a gargling noise when they speak.

"did you hear her talking? She's so fat she sounds like a lard gargler!"

by AllyLeAnne October 21, 2009

jizz gargling

Using cum as scope

She took the load in her mouth and she cum-gargled it before swallowing it all.

by The Problem Solver October 10, 2004

gargleblaster

A kind of drink invented in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is not so much an alcoholic beverage as it is a super freakiy psychodelic fucked up halucinatory headtripping cocktail from some hydrophile's wet dream. After drinking it, it is said that you experience the sensation of having your brain smashed out of your skull with a slice of lemon and then wrapped around a brick of gold.

*Drinks a gargleblaster*

UHHHH! Why did I do that!? WHYyyy is EVerYthing BRIGHT? GoDAmmIt, StoP MOvinG your TENTacLES!

by Kerik July 12, 2006