North garland

The nations school for fuckboys and thots. Good luck finding a serious relationship

Good luck finding a relationship at north garland

by Slave owner08 January 30, 2019

Merrick Garland

It’s like a cock block but a judge block

Turtle Mitch pulling a Merrick Garland.

by Saramishawn October 26, 2020

Dark Garland

Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alter ego

One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”

by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022

EAST GARLAND

ONE OF THE REALEST HOODS IN DALLAS TX!!

NA DONT FUCK WIT DAT NIGGA HE FROM EAST GARLAND

by eAST sIDE hOMEBOY October 5, 2008

Ass Garland

A string of dingle berries left on a single strand of ass hair after wiping, much like popcorn on a string at christmas time.

Grandpa had a bad case of Ass Garland that fell on the floor and grandma picked it up and tried to clasp it around her wrist like a bracelet.

by cydedish February 25, 2014

Garland

A boy that likes to drink garbage juice (AKA Big Red) who likes to annoy his friends. He flirts with everyone without warning. Likes to moan when he eats his food and generally mess around like he doesn't know any better.

Garland is a piece of garbage.

by khtheatreWHS May 24, 2018

Garland’s Law of Toilets

(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.

(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.

(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.

“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”

“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”

by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 3, 2020