Gaming Laptop

A bulky plastic brick that heats up to the temperature of the sun while mimicking a jet engine

Tim: Sounds hell of a lot like a runway here
Alan: My bad, I was just playing tetris on my Gaming Laptop

by ne0ooo March 10, 2022

the gaming fungus

a legendary being with all powerful knowledge and answers to every question that should be shared with the world. when they find out they are the gaming fungus, they will want to keep the knowledge to themselves, so the gaming fungus spirit leaves them to find a new fungus. fungi must have influence. the first ever gaming fungus was TheGamingMushroom (fungus the first) and the gaming fungus spirit left him because he didn't have enough influence. the second fungus was TheFungus (fungus the second). he had good influence, so we arent sure what happened for him to lose the spirit of the gaming fungus. he had an existential crisis after the spirit left him. the third gaming fungus was legendary Sebi (fungus the third). He got 2 hours of sleep in 60 hours. the power of the gaming fungus truly thrived. the gaming fungus spirit also leaves people when they arent divine enough to hold the knowledge. this happened to sebi when he sent his pp in #music-commands. the current gaming fungus is Sebastian (fungus the fourth). he owns slaves, who gave him the n word pass. his knowlege is spread through small phrases, such as "n word" and "fuck that hurt" and "ca va bien." it is up to the people he influences to figure this out. there is a pattern to the funguses, and that is two funguses (GamingMushroom, TheFungus) and then two sebastian sounding names (sebi, sebastian). we have determined that the next fungus is The Amungus Fungus (fungus the fifth) the leader of the US military. \

Normie 1: "There's all these the gaming fungus gifs on discord, what even is it?"

Enlightened person 1: "well my brudda, you see..."

by fungusfollower March 2, 2021

Gaming disorder

A made up "disorder" by a previously reputable organization called WHO. If you play video games when you are alone, you now have a "mental disorder", Although other addictions to activities such as watching movies or watching too many sports are completely normal.

Person 1: Do you play video games instead of doing Math homework?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: OMG!!, I didn't know you had mental issues. Here take this pill, we need to get rid of your "Gaming disorder".

by SJ Warrior August 19, 2018

Gemini

Absolutely gorgeous, and is a keeper if you ever bump into a Gemini they will always come up with something to say so keep them close .but don’t get on there bad side otherwise you won’t know what’s coming for you .they can be sometimes scared of loving someone but always make this girl/guy weary that you like them otherwise they may get untrustworthy

Boy-‘hey I can tell that girls a Gemini ♊️she’s very pretty’

by Unknownyoda.6282 September 8, 2019

Gemini

They love knowledge, they are super creative and usually really pretty. They love to move and they have so many friends, the are super social and they move from person to person. They love to write and read and they’re very honest. If you get on the wrong side of a Gemini they’ll be hurt and cold with you but they always give second chances, even if they are reluctant to do so. They are also warriors at heart. They have big dreams and they are simply one of the most beautiful signs. They are also pretty easy to fall in love with.

She’s an amazing person. She’s a Gemini.

by AllUsernamesAreTaken7 August 11, 2018

Mastroi Gaming

Mastroi Gaming is a person who has no game and gets no bitches

"Did you know that George is a virgin?"

"Everybody knows that, he's Mastroi Gaming"

"Have you ever had a girlfriend?"
"No"
"That's so mastroi gaming

by mastraki December 3, 2022

Victim Gaming

When someone victimizes themselves instead of taking responsibilities for their own actions in a game.

"wow! No one revied me"-Erimos

"you're just victim gaming"-Jason

by Gjlii January 28, 2018