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fool's gambit

A poor strategy, an unwise move, or a dangerous maneuver.
Sharon told Dave she was on birth control, so that he wouldn't use a condom. Dave decided not to pull out and now Sharon is pregnant. It was a fool's gambit.
by bostoncasey December 17, 2016
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The DINI Gambit

A magestic scheme played by a user who unintentionally blunders, but then suddenly finds an insane checkmate.
This game is lost... SIKE, I LIED, THE DINI GAMBIT HAS YOUR CHESS FRIED.
by nuclearkoalabear April 8, 2021
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Cum Sock Gambit

A type of gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king to then have your queen go through gender reassignment surgery to become a better, stronger king.
Chess player 1: “I have your king in checkmate”
Chess player 2: “Have you ever heard of… the Cum Sock Gambit?… checkmate bitch”
by Cum Sock Gambiter February 19, 2022
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Beeblebrox's gambit

A tactical manuver, used while getting hammered, that involves sending down more drinks to report on or asses the progress of previous ones. Popularized by Zaphod Beeblebrox
"Hey, maybe I gotta send down a couple more drinks. You know, to see what the first few are doing."

"Dude, beeblebrox's gambit only makes sense when you're ALREADY hammered. I think you've had enough"
by Erl137 December 10, 2006
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gridmania gamitis

Addiction to an internet grid game requiring no skillz. Involving mindless hours of clicking it manages somehow to suck you in. It rocks.
Paul and Matt have mad skillz but still have yet to beat me in Grid Game. They mos def have gridmania gamitis.
by Me Shell November 10, 2008
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the Chris Kluwe Gambit

A professional athlete at the end of his career with declining skills takes up some libtarded cause and make a total jackass of himself like a drunk Tourettes victim. Then when he gets cut, he can blame the bigoted team or owners.
Colin Kaepernick appears to be using the Chris Kluwe Gambit.
by james savik August 8, 2020
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Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit

The well-known and liberally discussed philisophical debate on whether or not it would be worth one billion dollars to suck on Magic Johnson's HIV infected cock until completion on live television.

It is generally acknowledged that, of the two camps, those of the opinion that it is worth the one billion dollars are not affected by further augmentations to the wager for the sake of humiliation (for example, ass to mouth, or ass to goat to mouth, or ass to goat to contestant's mom, to mouth, etc...)
Alex said he'd take the Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit, cure aids, execute anyone who's ever seen the video, and cackle with maniacal cachinations as he fucked Natalie Portman nightly in his custom sex dungeon, the likes of which Gary Gygax has never seen.

Still, everyone would.. know...
by Scottee Mac November 25, 2010
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