by Dave Walker June 12, 2005
Get the gakmug. A old guy who plays a gum leaf to attract children to his white ford falcon to rob them of their childhood!
by Penis Pal May 17, 2008
Get the Gakmug. 
verb: To retch or vomit;throw-up,spew or hurl
noun: The leftovers or by-products of vomiting. Vomit. The regurgitated contents of the stomach.
noun: The leftovers or by-products of vomiting. Vomit. The regurgitated contents of the stomach.
by Correct July 18, 2003
Get the Gakmug. One who does things for no apparent reason, without understanding their situation.
A formal greeting among friends
Someone who has what we call "Sugar tourettes", on a sugar high and says things at random
A formal greeting among friends
Someone who has what we call "Sugar tourettes", on a sugar high and says things at random
Friend -Hey jeff i heard you were planning on studying later with jamey right?
Jeff- GAK!
Hey jeff whats up? GAK!
Hey jamesy poo, i got you a valentines day present. GAK! SHAMAGALA
Jeff- GAK!
Hey jeff whats up? GAK!
Hey jamesy poo, i got you a valentines day present. GAK! SHAMAGALA
by Mysterious Jeff February 12, 2009
Get the GAKmug. girl 1: ooh, that jacket has such gak.
girl 2: yeah and the girl wearing it is queen gak
girl 1: the entire look is gakity gak gak
girl 2: yeah and the girl wearing it is queen gak
girl 1: the entire look is gakity gak gak
by lilthot42 September 18, 2018
Get the gakmug. Similar to the slang word "cum" in that it functions as both a verb and a noun by describing both ejaculation and semen, respectively.
As a noun, it is inspired by the archaic Nickelodeon product, Gak. Thus its use is preferable if the load of semen is of a thicker consistency. On the other hand, if the load is of a watery, drippy consistency, then "squirt" is probably a better word.
As a verb, "gak" is obscure, which makes it handy for formal situations in which "bust a nut, cum, cream my jeans, blow my load," etc. would be considered socially unacceptable.
Rhymes with "clack," which is a slang word for carnal, aggressive, "balls-slapping-ass" sex. Thus, to "clack 'n gak" would be to suggest a "down and dirty" coital session in which the male only concerns himself with his own pleasure and ultimately, his ejaculation.
As a noun, it is inspired by the archaic Nickelodeon product, Gak. Thus its use is preferable if the load of semen is of a thicker consistency. On the other hand, if the load is of a watery, drippy consistency, then "squirt" is probably a better word.
As a verb, "gak" is obscure, which makes it handy for formal situations in which "bust a nut, cum, cream my jeans, blow my load," etc. would be considered socially unacceptable.
Rhymes with "clack," which is a slang word for carnal, aggressive, "balls-slapping-ass" sex. Thus, to "clack 'n gak" would be to suggest a "down and dirty" coital session in which the male only concerns himself with his own pleasure and ultimately, his ejaculation.
"I gakked in her hair once, and since I felt so badly I bought her some Gak."
"Oh God...I'm about to gak!"
"There's still gak all over your earlobe."
"A quick clack n' gak, and then I was out of there."
"Oh God...I'm about to gak!"
"There's still gak all over your earlobe."
"A quick clack n' gak, and then I was out of there."
by jefeljefe January 4, 2010
Get the gakmug.