Mass Gainer Moment- (aka MGM)

A phrase created by 2 University of Waterloo students in 2012.
The phrase refers to the often explosive bowel moments caused by the use of Mass Gainer supplements and used as a code word.

*Note these guys used 8-12 scoops of Mass Gainer a day, however they also trained very intensely and made significant gains. Drinking Mass Gainers without a proper workout regiment will mostly result in many MGMs and belly fat as well.

Example 1

man 1: Where are you going?

man 2: I have to take an MGM

Mass Gainer Moment- (aka MGM)

man 3: WTFs an MGM??

Ex 2.

man 1: Another MGM?

man 2: ya! its my 5th one today...the story of my life...

by adav December 14, 2012

Random Gapper

When you randomly blitz the linebacker into the gap where the offense is running achieved by screen cheating.

Did you see Alex get that fumble, yeah what a random gapper.

by mammoth boy May 27, 2011

neck gaiter

that one thing that rednecks have to use as masks bc they hunt and thats all that they have

*sOuRtHeN aCcEnT*
"imma put ma' neck gaiter on, ya'll"
"i don have a mask, i have a neck gaiter"

by Whigey89 October 13, 2020

Gasperger's

A variant of Asperger's Disorder (a mild form of Autism), with the most prominent symptom being a marked social skill deficit in knowing the appropriate time to flatulate.

-"Why did Raymond break wind in the middle of today's church sermon" "Oh he can't help it; Raymond suffers from Gasperger's."-

by Dr. Anna Freud September 18, 2010

Gaspergoo

A well seasoned whore with stretch marks on her lips

Keep an eye out cause theres a gaspergoo next door who will suck yer dick off!

by Suka may korncob May 29, 2019

Get the neck gaiter and mug

Just buy it! Im gonna die bro im held gunpoint

Gamer: Ok finally i have found it! The Meaning of it! Now i can relax.
UD: Get the neck gaiter and mug!
Gamer: But why
UD: I beg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got your family like catching water with a bucket! Turn on your tv moron.

Gamer: Turns on TV!
TV While gamer's mom screams: HELP HELP! Timer is 12 minutes. PLEASE BUY THEM! WE RAISE AND TAKE CARE OF YOU SO PLEASE!
Gamer: Oh my god

by Feryk April 16, 2021

Gasper

British Army slang believed to date from around the time of the Second Boer War 1899 - 1902, so called because smoking caused the troops to gasp for breath when engaged in strenuous exercise.

I'd just got clipped by a Boer bullet, nuffin' serious, so Jack gimme a gasper while he put a dressing on it.

by Croatalin December 2, 2013