Frat boy 1: "Did you see Chad today?"
Frat boy 2: "Yeah, me and him tossed in some fat gaggers before class"
Frat boy 2: "Yeah, me and him tossed in some fat gaggers before class"
by BornInTheBayou February 14, 2019
Get the Gagger mug.A line of cocaine that makes you gag after snorting it. The presence of the gag is indicative of high-quality cocaine, which ensures an excellent high. If the cocaine goes down too easily, whatever you bought is low quality (or fake).
I’ve actually purchased low-quality cocaine hundreds of times. What happens next, well, I typically become angry, and frustrated, and later send countless text messages to anyone who might have something better. But the search for the white powder is almost always futile, which leads to more anger and more frustration. It’s during these hours that I think to myself...
“I need some gaggers!”
But the gaggers rarely arrive, and if they do, it’s typically around 11:00 pm. By 2:00 am, however, the bag is always empty, which means I'll again have to call the dealer to request another one. This process — order the gaggers, gaggers arrive, do the gaggers — will repeat itself until the dealer stops responding to my text messages. When this occurs, a state of panic sets in, and the only remaining option is to chug some beers and eventually pass out.
At the end of the day, gaggers are truly amazing, but they eventually lead to terrible decisions, such as the draining of your bank account, or the having of sex with a swamp creature. So it’s typically best to avoid the gaggers and to instead spend your money on beers, hookers, or perhaps a new book.
I’ve actually purchased low-quality cocaine hundreds of times. What happens next, well, I typically become angry, and frustrated, and later send countless text messages to anyone who might have something better. But the search for the white powder is almost always futile, which leads to more anger and more frustration. It’s during these hours that I think to myself...
“I need some gaggers!”
But the gaggers rarely arrive, and if they do, it’s typically around 11:00 pm. By 2:00 am, however, the bag is always empty, which means I'll again have to call the dealer to request another one. This process — order the gaggers, gaggers arrive, do the gaggers — will repeat itself until the dealer stops responding to my text messages. When this occurs, a state of panic sets in, and the only remaining option is to chug some beers and eventually pass out.
At the end of the day, gaggers are truly amazing, but they eventually lead to terrible decisions, such as the draining of your bank account, or the having of sex with a swamp creature. So it’s typically best to avoid the gaggers and to instead spend your money on beers, hookers, or perhaps a new book.
I need some gaggers!
by Lexaminator April 28, 2023
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"fucking GAGGER"
by fishy1234591 August 20, 2025
Get the Gagger mug.A term or code word used for cocaine. Popular slang name used by teenagers. Started by kids from the burbs of Horsham, PA.
I got so twisted off a 30 rack of Miller and a ball of gagger soup last night. I started at 8 and was up til 5am.
by PantyInspector September 25, 2007
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Get the Gagger Naschkafisce mug.A person who when in engaging in oral sex with a man, sticks the penis so far into his/her mouth that the penis touches the back of the throat causing the person to gag.
by Ah-EL October 22, 2003
Get the throat-gagger mug.To plow a gagger is slang for snorting a large line of Cocaine or Crystal Meth. Plowing comes from the size of the line being too large to snort at a normal speed so the user accidentally 'plows' the line with the straw, moving the drug rather than snorting it up the tube. Gagger comes from the action of gagging that is often associated with snorting a line of this magnitude.
by Cannibalizer January 19, 2010
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